diumenge, 14 de desembre del 2014

Doctor's work...

Doctor Smith and doctor James are chatting at the hospital coffee shop about surgery:
S: Do you have a lot of work today?
J: Well... Actually I thought I didn't have work but I just remembered that I have a lot of stuff to do.
S: I get it.
J: Yes... Do you have any free time this afternoon?
S: Yes.
J: So... Could you do the surgery for me?
S: Em... Okey no problem. What type of surgery would be?
J: Well... It's just a little job for a girl. Plastic surgery is a piece of cake.
S: Yes... Okay... but... my ethics don't allow me to do that.
J: What are you talking about? For God's sake!
S: Yes but I think this type of operation is pointless, isn't it?
J: No, you are stupid! You can earn a big perk.
S: I'm a doctor I don't need extra money.
J: Oh, man... c'mon... I don't believe you! Just tell me a reason.
S: Because I believe that plastic surgery doesn't help patients. All people will be odd and ugly so I don't see the point about it.
J: Just a thing.
S: What thing?
J: The patient is Megan Fox and she wants a boobs increase.
S: I will do my best!

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